Nuke the Whales is not responsible for any injury done to any whales anywhere in the world or on any other planet in our own or in any other galaxy. No nuclear weapons are known to exist in the inventory of effects owned by the proprietor of this website. Further, no whales are known to live within 1,000 nautical miles of the proprietor of this website. Further, no whales have yet been spotted by the proprietor of this website during stays in or around any of the world's known oceans, as his contact lenses tend to get bespeckled with salt in such cases and his vision is therefore limited to a range of forty-five feet or thereabouts.
