The official site of Nuke the Whales International with offices in Denmark, Sweden, New Zealand, Canada, and Venezuela.

When all else fails...

Nuke the Whales

Included in this website...

• Special farm reports
• Cat pictures
• The unmistakable stories of Mortimer Snert

  and

• An all new disclaimer!

Last updated by the Nuke the Whales International Department of Marketing and E-communications on 4-21-17.